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Opening launch

Be the 1st person on your block with something new!

3" circle sticker

3

Our most affordable rarest-earthist piece of merch

T-shirt

30

Only 100 original 1st run prints!

3' x 5' Flag

50

Double sided, 3 ply.  Made in China, shipped to past Plasticoa to 'merica...then shipped to you!  please allow 1 month + shipping


New arrivals:

(Insert subliminal message that reader) "I will feel better about myself if I spend some money on this" <OBEY>

Plasticoa lighter

5

Spark one up for PLASTICOA! *Color and penmanship WILL vary

Super comfy knit hat

35

Made by some hippie in Oregon, seriously...they are hella comfortable.  We are not sure how to get our logo on this...maybe burn/brand.  If you buy one we'll figure it out.

Plasticoa Citizenship

FREE

Super duper official looking Citizenship paperwork recognized by lots and lots very important diplomatic agencies throughout the world

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